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Hi, aunt Zelda.

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Good morning, Sabrina.

3
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That'’s an interesting
take on pajamas.

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Can I borrow your
new blue sweater?

5
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No, honey.

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You'’re not responsible
with my clothes.

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Remember when you
borrowed my red blouse?

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Who knew silk was so flammable?

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Responsible behavior is
taking care of the things you use.

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If I didn'’t take good care
of my climbing equipment

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I could really hurt
myself out there.

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Hey, you'’re back.

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How was Everest?

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A little crowded, but I had fun.

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Responsible fun.

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Did Salem enjoy it?

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[ Salem trembling]: Zelda!

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Is that a yeti?

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I fought the law
and the law won.

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Sabrina: Okay, quick rehearsal.

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You compliment him
on his sweater vest...

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And then you ask
him if he'’s lost weight.

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What'’s up?

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Oh, we'’re going
to ask Mr. Kraft

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for his permission...
And some money...

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To attend a journalism
symposium in New York.

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Well, he'’s in a good mood.

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He was smiling

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when he filled out
this detention slip.

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Mr. Kraft

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Sabrina and I... No.

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We'’ve got him right
where we want him.

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Mr. Kraft looked cute today...

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No.

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You two are more
alike than you think.

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Sabrina

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I am not going
out with him again.

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Do you know what
we did on our last date?

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We toured an

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accordion factory.

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But you guys have
so much in common.

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You could talk
about literature, art

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why Valerie and I
should be allowed

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to attend this
journalism symposium.

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No! The thought of his lips
in the same buildingas mine

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makes my blood run cold.

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That'’s what bacall
said about bogey.

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It'’s from the other
realm revenue service.

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Hmm, let me see.

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They'’re auditing our magic.

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Bureaucracy makes
the other realm

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seem less enchanting.

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This is just a formality.

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See, in the mortal realm

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witches are allotted

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a specific amount of magic.

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They were pretty lenient
until the Pompeii incident.

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Some witch with a lava
fetish reallymessed up.

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Auditors check up
on you now and again

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to make sure
everything'’s under control.

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But we have nothing
to worry about.

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I'’ll just summon

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our accountant.

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Marty.

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Zelda...

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Hilda. What'’s up?

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It really bothers me that
I Don'’t find this weird.

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Hilda: Are we

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interrupting anything?

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Just celebrating our
receptionist'’s birthday.

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Would you like some cake?

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Valerie: Sabrina!

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It'’s Valerie.

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Hey. I'’ve got big news.

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Tell me.

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Oh, but upstairs.

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[ Knocking]

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Was that filing cabinet tapping?

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Yeah, val, there'’s
a guy in there.

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[ All laughing]

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Oh. Marty...

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The other realm is
auditing our magic.

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An audit?

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That'’s what I live for.

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Here'’s your return
from last year.

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Give it a look-see.

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Oh, time for the conga line.

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Don'’t worry.

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I'’ll make sure
everything'’s in order.

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We'’ll be in touch.

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Marge, stop twirling
your blouse around

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and get off the copy machine!

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Your grandmother
wants to sell you her car?

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Isn'’t it amazing?

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It'’s not fancy or anything.

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There'’s no air-conditioning
or tape player or radio or heat

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and the windows Don'’t
open and it smells like lilacs

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but, hey, it'’s a car.

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It'’s your first set of wheels.

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It'’s so fantastic.

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But there'’s just
one small problem:

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I can'’t afford it.

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Granny'’s trying to gouge you?

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But I have a plan.

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Suppose you and
I pool our savings

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and buy it together?

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We'’ll share it.

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What a great idea.

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Do you know what this means?

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Our lives are about to
change in a profound way.

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It'’ll be you, me
and the open road.

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Free to go wherever
the spirit moves us.

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Except left '’cause
that blinker'’s broken.

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Well, I Don'’t know.

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Owning a car is a
big responsibility.

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We'’ve budgeted for
maintenance and insurance

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and worked out a way
to share it equitably.

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See, I get the car every
Monday, Wednesday and Friday

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from 9:00 to 12:00
and 5:00 to 8:30

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except for every third Wednesday

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when val needs it at
8:20 instead of 8:30.

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I get it every Sunday,
Tuesday and Thursday

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from 11:15 to 2:00

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except on the second
Tuesday in November

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and the fourth
Tuesday in January

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I Don'’t return it until 10:15.

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And on Saturdays,
it'’s mine until 4:00.

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Val gets it until 6:00

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and then we alternate
every hour until midnight.

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I'’m getting dizzy.

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But you two do
seem on top of it.

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We just have to
figure out leap year.

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I guess it'’s okay with us.

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Yes! all right!

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Okay, so according
to the schedule

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the car is mine tonight.

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Yep.

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Hey, can I borrow it?

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♪

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♪

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Sabrina: I can'’t believe
I wanted to share a car

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with someone
whose motto is, "I paid

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for these bumpers,
i'’ll use them."

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At least I Don'’t use fast
food wrappers as seat covers.

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Do you look for tow
away zones to park in?

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What'’s it like to
lose a car three times

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in the same parking lot

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on the same day?

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Enough.

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You two are too old
to be fighting like this.

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Though I bet Sabrina
could have taken her.

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You'’re not responsible
enough to handle a car.

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Ask Valerie

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to give you your share back.

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Fine. I'’ll buy my own car.

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No, you may not

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have a car.

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Really?

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Not today, not ever.

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It'’s Valerie'’s fault.

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I could have handled
that car alone.

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Refresh my memory.

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Was it Valerie who locked
me in the glove compartment?

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Hey, nobody likes
a backseat cat.

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Why didn'’t you just
buy your own car?

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Well, let'’s see.

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I have virtually no money

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my profound lack of cash and...

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Oh, yeah, i'’m broke.

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Not here. In the other realm.

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Over there, cars go for peanuts.

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Really? How come?

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Cars became more
of a novelty item

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once witches
realized they could fly.

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If my aunts ask where I went

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tell them i'’m being
very responsible

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doing something
responsible people do.

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Avoiding hot dogs at the track?

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I'’m sure you'’ll see

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our magic is
completely in order.

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Thank you for being
so accommodating.

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I'’ve never understood it

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but some people just
Don'’t enjoy being audited.

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Is that right?

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Well, we'’ll summon
our accountant

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and then you'’ll be
on your way in no time.

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Marty?

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Marty, it'’s time for our audit.

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Well, that'’s odd.

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Zelda, he'’s not here.

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What'’s this?

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"Dear Zelda and hilda

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"Don'’t take this the wrong way

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but i'’ve run off with
all your magic savings."

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Zelda: Oh, no!

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"Someday you'’ll forgive me.

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Until then could you
water my plants? Marty."

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This can'’t be true.

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Excuse me.

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Another pina colada, por favor?

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There must be some mistake.

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I'’ll check the
rest of the house.

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Not so fast, blondie.

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Anything I can help you with?

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Quizmaster? What
are you doing here?

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Sabrina... I work
here part time.

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Quizmaster may
be my life'’s work

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00:08:04,862 --> 00:08:07,517
but it doesn'’t
exactly pay the rent.

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00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:09,724
Not with the money
you spend on clothes.

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Well, i'’d like to buy a car

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but i'’m pretty sure
I can'’t afford one.

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Can you afford a five
dollar down payment

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and a buck 15 a month?

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If I budget.

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Then you can drive
home in this baby.

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Get out.

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Come on.

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Let'’s take her for a spin.

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You can see how it drives

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and I can pick up
my dry cleaning.

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Buckle up.

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[ Engine revs]

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Woo!

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Woo-hoo!

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So, what do you think?

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This car handles

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like a dream.

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Did you see how I swerved
to miss that baby carriage?

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The last thing I saw
was that school bus.

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I want this car.

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There'’s one thing
we need to go over.

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Owning a car is a
big responsibility.

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Are you sure you can handle it?

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Yes. Geez, you
sound like my aunts.

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00:09:01,103 --> 00:09:02,793
Everything okay here, miss?

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00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,689
This is my boss.

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Responsibility shmonsibility.

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00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:09,103
A car like this
is all about fun.

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Top down, wind in your hair...

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Save the pitch.

241
00:09:12,655 --> 00:09:15,275
A picture of Lincoln'’s
burning a hole in my pocket.

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I'’m buying this car.

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00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:18,551
You'’ve made a wise decision.

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Nothing makes driving

245
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more enjoyable than a car.

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Now, Sabrina

247
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you have to be very careful

248
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when taking this car out

249
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because accidents,
they do happen.

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I Don'’t need another lecture.

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This isn'’t a lecture.

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I also sell insurance.

253
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So, did you go
for the mack truck

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like I told you to?

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Nothing commands respect

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like 18 wheels
and girlie mud flaps.

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I picked out the
cutest little car.

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Dual exhaust, rag
top, connelly hide...

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Which I think is a good thing.

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They even threw in...

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Free delivery.

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That can'’t be good
for the transmission.

263
00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,862
Sabrina? Are you okay?

264
00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,793
It sounded like something fell.

265
00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:08,655
Hilda: Something like a redwood.

266
00:10:08,724 --> 00:10:10,137
What'’s going on in there?

267
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:11,724
Salem and I are clogging.

268
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:12,931
Good night.

269
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,827
I'’ve got to zap
this to the street

270
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,862
or kiss my driving
privileges good-bye.

271
00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:21,103
I'’d appreciate it if you
didn'’t imply that I clog.

272
00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:25,172
W-Why isn'’t it working?

273
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:26,758
Check the emergency brake.

274
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,034
Oh, right.

275
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:40,034
Good. That'’ll buy me some time.

276
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,206
Whoa!

277
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:42,413
I like this game.

278
00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:44,068
What'’s wrong with my magic?

279
00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:45,310
Nothing. I just Don'’t

280
00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,448
like being alone.

281
00:10:46,517 --> 00:10:47,586
You can talk?

282
00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:49,068
It was on my sticker.

283
00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:51,034
I Don'’t want to sleep outside.

284
00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:53,551
In case you haven'’t
noticed, it'’s cold.

285
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,689
I know you'’d rather

286
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,344
stay in my room, but you can'’t.

287
00:10:56,413 --> 00:10:58,620
My aunts would kill
me if they found out.

288
00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:01,172
I could catch
pneumonia out here.

289
00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:04,517
You could... if you
had blood and organs.

290
00:11:04,586 --> 00:11:05,724
Valerie: Sabrina?

291
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:07,344
Oh, no. Keep it down, okay?

292
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,655
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

293
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,827
You sound like my first wife.

294
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:12,448
Hey! I thought I heard you.

295
00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:13,827
Who are you talking to?

296
00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:15,000
Pet lizard.

297
00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,896
Where'’d that
little guy run off to?

298
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,103
I came by to apologize.

299
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:19,862
All those horrible, nasty things

300
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,000
I said about you?

301
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:22,103
I didn'’t mean them.

302
00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:23,275
Me neither.

303
00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:23,931
Friends?

304
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,413
Friends.

305
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:27,379
[ Coughing]

306
00:11:27,448 --> 00:11:28,551
Hey, hot car.

307
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,137
When'’d you get it?

308
00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,206
Uh, just a few minutes ago.

309
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,586
From our new neighbor

310
00:11:33,655 --> 00:11:35,241
who'’s moving to Australia.

311
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,413
It'’s so cool.

312
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:37,655
Can I borrow it?

313
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:39,103
But you have a car.

314
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:41,344
Yeah, my grandma'’s
ride to church died

315
00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,034
so she wants it back. Please?

316
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,551
It'’s hard to explain, but...

317
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,620
Zelda: Those files
aren'’t going to carry

318
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:47,724
themselves in here.

319
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:48,965
Hilda: Just let me hear

320
00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,931
Jerry springer'’s
thought for the day

321
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,655
and i'’ll meet
you in the garage.

322
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,034
Sure you can borrow it.

323
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:56,137
Why Don'’t you
keep it at your place?

324
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,482
Park it somewhere warm

325
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,827
where it won'’t be lonely.

326
00:11:58,896 --> 00:11:59,620
Lonely?

327
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,034
British engineering.

328
00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:02,862
Very delicate.

329
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,068
Here.

330
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,413
Thank goodness
we saved this stuff.

331
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:07,551
No, isaved it.

332
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,758
I save things.

333
00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:10,517
I just forget where
I saved them.

334
00:12:10,586 --> 00:12:12,172
That'’s called losing things.

335
00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:15,689
If I hadn'’t had the foresight
to put everything in my name...

336
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,965
The house, the phone,
the credit cards...

337
00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:20,586
We would never get
out from under this audit.

338
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,000
So, how was the garage?

339
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,172
Nice and empty?

340
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,793
It'’s from the auditors.

341
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,448
Oh. Whata relief.

342
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:30,827
They canceled the audit?

343
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,344
No, it says they'’re only

344
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,517
going to audit you.

345
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,758
Why would that be?

346
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,862
Because everything'’s
in yourname.

347
00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,068
Good luck, sis.

348
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,517
Looks like there'’s nothing

349
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:40,758
but free time for me.

350
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,103
And what better way
to enjoy that free time

351
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:45,586
than by relaxing in the
company of Mr. Kraft.

352
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:47,000
No.

353
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,448
I think my plan will work.

354
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,793
I'’ll just keep the car
hidden at Valerie'’s.

355
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,103
You know, this is

356
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,862
how people get hurt.

357
00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:57,689
Oh, no, what are you doing here?

358
00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:59,448
Hello to you, too.

359
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,448
You know that little brunet
is a menace to motoring?

360
00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:04,310
And she sings
along with the radio.

361
00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,172
Either that or she was injured.

362
00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:07,241
[ Phone ringing]

363
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,793
Hello.

364
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,758
Sabrina, I can'’t find your car.

365
00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:13,482
I think somebody stole it.

366
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,724
No. I'’ve got it. The
car'’s here with me.

367
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,068
[ Sighs]

368
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,413
Oh, well, good night.

369
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:19,379
See you tomorrow.

370
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:21,724
Hey, I heard a good joke.

371
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,724
[ Phone ringing]

372
00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:24,896
Hello.

373
00:13:24,965 --> 00:13:26,068
Why'’d you take it?

374
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:29,275
Yeah, it isunbelievable.

375
00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:31,758
I mean, you'’d
think they'’d tire of it

376
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,793
after maybe six or seven times

377
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:36,310
but no, the seniors
still seem to find

378
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,793
removing my brake
fluid very amusing.

379
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,413
Let me get this straight.

380
00:13:40,482 --> 00:13:42,103
Your aunt had an
allergic reaction

381
00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:43,724
so you came over in a cab

382
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:44,827
and took the car?

383
00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,482
In a manner of speaking.

384
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,931
Did you drive it to school?

385
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,206
No, I left it at home.

386
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:50,448
Hey, did you guys see

387
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,551
the cool orange mgb

388
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:53,206
parked in front of the school?

389
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,034
Oh, I did drive
it. That'’s mine.

390
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,206
But I have the keys.

391
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:57,931
I hot-wired it. Can
I have the keys?

392
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000
Let me borrow it
during lunch, please?

393
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,379
I Don'’t know, it depends

394
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,724
on how it was behaving.

395
00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:03,965
I mean, running.

396
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:04,862
It was fine.

397
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,275
Thanks, Sabrina.

398
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,793
Where did you ever learn
how to hot-wire a car?

399
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:11,310
My aunt Zelda.

400
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:12,724
She did time.

401
00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:16,241
When can I tune
up your new ride?

402
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:18,275
My dad showed me
how to make a car go

403
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,965
80 miles an hour in first gear.

404
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,206
Why would anyone
want to do that?

405
00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,724
He didn'’t say.

406
00:14:23,793 --> 00:14:24,931
Hey!

407
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,172
Val, I need my keys.

408
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:27,275
I Don'’t have them.

409
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,931
You'’re going to
love what I did.

410
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,551
I am?

411
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,758
I lent it to Mr. Kraft.

412
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:31,413
What?

413
00:14:31,482 --> 00:14:32,482
He'’s got a hot date

414
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,172
and a car with no brake fluid.

415
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:34,965
And guess what?

416
00:14:35,034 --> 00:14:36,137
In return he gave us

417
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,482
permission and bus fare

418
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,482
to attend the
journalism symposium.

419
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:40,689
Way to go, Valerie.

420
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,206
Did he say where he
was going on his date?

421
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:45,379
I Don'’t know. When
he started singing

422
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:46,931
"i'’m in the mood for love"

423
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,103
I got woozy.

424
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,344
So.

425
00:14:51,413 --> 00:14:54,137
Until you produce your
missing savings account

426
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,275
we'’re putting

427
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,655
a lien on your magic.

428
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:57,862
No magic cabinet...

429
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,000
No magic cauldron...

430
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:02,034
No labtop.

431
00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:07,034
[ Whimpering]

432
00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,103
But i'’m a witch.

433
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,620
How will I cast spells?

434
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:10,896
With this.

435
00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:23,931
This isn'’t magic.

436
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,551
This is a crummy bar mitzvah.

437
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,827
Well, Don'’t you look stupid?

438
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,827
Sabrina, what are you doing

439
00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:34,758
home so late?

440
00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,758
I was looking for Mr. Kraft...

441
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:38,620
To return a pen I borrowed.

442
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,310
There haven'’t been
any live police chases

443
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:43,068
on TV tonight, have there?

444
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:45,448
Mr. Kraft is at the
drive-in with hilda.

445
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:46,034
What?!

446
00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:47,137
Isn'’t that nice?

447
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:48,413
I'’m stunned.

448
00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,655
With happiness.

449
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:50,793
Hilda knew how much

450
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,793
you wanted to go
to that symposium

451
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:54,413
so she put in a good word.

452
00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:55,793
That was so sweet.

453
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,344
I should thank her.

454
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:59,655
In fact, I should
thank her right now.

455
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,793
A Joe Don baker retrospective.

456
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,310
What a treat.

457
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,586
Yep.

458
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:09,172
Buford pusser fans Don'’t come

459
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:10,241
any bigger than me.

460
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,068
Hey. Hey, car.

461
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:21,586
Oh, look who'’s here.

462
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:23,931
Miss
i'’ll-let-anybody-drive-him.

463
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,620
I promise you can stay
in my room forever, okay?

464
00:16:26,689 --> 00:16:29,689
If you just do me a favor
and behave yourself tonight.

465
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:33,034
I bet you Don'’t even care
that i'’m parked on gum.

466
00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:35,827
I do care, just that'’s my
aunt and my vice principal

467
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,241
in your front seat, so
keep your voice down.

468
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,655
You really had me fooled.

469
00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:42,000
I thought you were
kind and warm-hearted.

470
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,655
[ Snorts:] Boy, was I wrong.

471
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:44,896
Did you just snort?

472
00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:46,965
Look, i'’ll explain

473
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,896
everything later, okay? Honest.

474
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,586
It'’s always "later" with you.

475
00:16:50,655 --> 00:16:52,172
You never have time for me.

476
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:54,344
Now yousound
like your first wife.

477
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,379
That'’s hitting
below the fanbelt.

478
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,586
I need to be alone.

479
00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,137
No! No, Don'’t do that.

480
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:00,482
That would be bad.

481
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,344
Hey!

482
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:18,620
Please Don'’t be in my room.

483
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,448
Please Don'’t be in my room...

484
00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:23,344
All right.

485
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,448
Chalk one up to the power

486
00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,413
of positive thinking.

487
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,275
Aunt hilda, how was the movie?

488
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,551
I laughed, I cried.

489
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,000
You'’re in big trouble!

490
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,103
What about Mr. Kraft?

491
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,689
Did you put him under a spell?

492
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,275
No. Fortunately, he
passed out from terror.

493
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,413
Still breathing.

494
00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:44,172
It will be a while
before you two

495
00:17:44,241 --> 00:17:45,413
are done yelling at me

496
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,689
so should we brew a
magic potion for him?

497
00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:50,034
I can'’t. The auditors
booted my labtop.

498
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,689
Besides, sometimes I worry

499
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:53,758
that all those
potions we give him

500
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:56,413
are going to have
some sort of side effect.

501
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,655
[ Murmuring]

502
00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:03,793
Oh, Willard, you are so witty.

503
00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:04,793
Thanks again.

504
00:18:04,862 --> 00:18:06,827
For a lovely evening.

505
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,241
Hilda...

506
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:09,724
I was...

507
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:16,482
I have got to start
videotaping my dates.

508
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,655
We have to think

509
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:19,689
of a suitable
punishment for Sabrina.

510
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:22,103
She has to learn how
to behave responsibly.

511
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:23,413
It'’s times like these

512
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:26,241
that I regret donating our
iron maiden to goodwill.

513
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,551
Well, look at that.

514
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:31,482
They always return to
the scene of the crime.

515
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:35,068
Zelda, hilda, what
I did was wrong.

516
00:18:35,137 --> 00:18:36,310
He better not

517
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,448
be talking about
buying that shirt.

518
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,344
You two have done
so much for me.

519
00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:41,758
You'’ve kept me employed.

520
00:18:41,827 --> 00:18:43,448
You put a roof over my head.

521
00:18:43,517 --> 00:18:45,689
How will I ever earn
your forgiveness?

522
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,965
You can start by paying us back
all the magic you stole from us.

523
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,034
There'’s a slight
problem with that.

524
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:53,034
See, the guy

525
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,586
at the casino...

526
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,758
Okay, i'’ll earn
it back, I will.

527
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,551
I just need a place
to lie low for awhile.

528
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:01,068
We know the perfect place.

529
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,724
Zelda?!

530
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,551
Hilda?!

531
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,724
Anybody?!

532
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,586
Is that a yeti?

533
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,827
Quizmaster, I can'’t
handle this thing.

534
00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:19,241
It'’s nothing but trouble.

535
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:21,034
That'’s why I
sold you this car...

536
00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,827
To make you realize
you weren'’t ready for one.

537
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,827
You took this job to
teach me a lesson?

538
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:27,655
No, i'’ve got college loans.

539
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:30,034
Well, let'’s take
this baby to guido

540
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,034
and turn back it'’s odometer.

541
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,103
Make yourself scarce, huckster.

542
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,689
I need a few minutes alone
with miss learner'’s permit.

543
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:38,793
No problem.

544
00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:41,068
That Chrysler'’s
teaching me Spanish.

545
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,931
I'’m sorry things
didn'’t work out.

546
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,620
[ Sniffing]: Me, too.

547
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:48,275
I got something
for you on my dash.

548
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,034
"What is a friend?" Oh.

549
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,344
I think, if you read the inside

550
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,931
you'’ll see that a
friend is someone

551
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,310
who changes someone'’s
oil once in a while.

552
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:06,862
I'’ll miss you, too.

553
00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,241
Walking shoes are a
much better investment.

554
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:10,413
They'’re fun, cheap

555
00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,655
and there'’s no way
you can ruin friendships

556
00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:13,724
or endanger lives.

557
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,827
I loved that sports car.

558
00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:17,034
Kraft alert.

559
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,172
How bad could it be?

560
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,448
He said we couldn'’t
go to the symposium.

561
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:21,965
Miss spellman.

562
00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:24,862
Just the little miscreant
i'’ve been looking for.

563
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,517
Good, '’cause I got to go to...

564
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:27,586
Metal shop.

565
00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,034
Me, too, and if you'’re late

566
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,896
they Don'’t let you
wear the masks.

567
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:31,896
Now, hold it!

568
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,620
You know what I have here?

569
00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:34,689
Your drawings?

570
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:35,724
No.

571
00:20:35,793 --> 00:20:37,724
It'’s a file that
i'’ve been keeping

572
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:40,068
on you and all of
your strange behavior.

573
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,068
But they'’re illustrated, right?

574
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:43,896
For instance, the other night

575
00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:46,172
I went to the movies
with your aunt

576
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:49,862
and the next thing I know,
i'’m alone on your front porch.

577
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:50,862
Explain that.

578
00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:52,586
Oh, well, you know what they say

579
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:54,689
about men your age
and memory lapses...

580
00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:57,379
Okay, if you say so, i'’ll
check into the chess club.

581
00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:58,482
Got to go.

582
00:21:00,413 --> 00:21:01,724
Mother'’s right.

583
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,793
I need more potassium.

584
00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:08,724
Thank goodness my
magic will be restored.

585
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,413
I despise doing
laundry the mortal way.

586
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:12,517
Here'’s a tip:

587
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:14,482
It'’s not equal parts
water and bleach.

588
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:16,103
Oh, I see you decided

589
00:21:16,172 --> 00:21:18,965
to bring Marty back
from outer space.

590
00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,275
Not exactly.

591
00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:23,862
Haven'’t I been punished enough?

592
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:26,931
I mean, all I did was
almost kill you and Mr. Kraft.

593
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,103
Get back in there and
do some more filing

594
00:21:29,172 --> 00:21:33,413
and Don'’t just stand around
the water cooler telling jokes.